We already know Poncho, Kingfisher County District 2’s resident security skeleton, has a strange sense of humor. But this week, things may have gone a little too far.
Wednesday marked office manager Alisha Haymaker’s 50th birthday, and apparently Poncho and his skeleton crew decided balloons and cake just weren’t going to cut it.
Instead, the crew commandeered the forklift, somehow acquired a casket and even recruited the Grim Reaper for the occasion.
Apparently, in skeleton years, 50 is old enough to start making arrangements.
Our investigative team has determined that the red-haired skeleton wearing the “VOTE” shirt is supposed to represent Alisha. Based on the photographic evidence, she does not appear to be taking the news of her advancing age particularly well.
Authorities have not determined where the casket came from, why the forklift was involved, or who approved any of this.
Poncho was unavailable for comment.
Happy 50th Birthday, Alisha!
Stay tuned to All About Hennessey. We’ll continue monitoring this increasingly disturbing situation.
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